Behind the Scenes

FridayNext: I’m gonna kiss you!
J-Man: No you’re not!
FridayNext: Yes I am. Kissy Kissy Kissy!
J-Man: A, help me!
FridayNext: Your lips will soon meet mine. Baah baaah baaaaah!
J-Man: Don’t ever kiss me.
FridayNext: The audience want us to kiss now.
J-Man: What audience?
Ace: The imaginary one…
J-Man: Thank you for dropping by. Where were you when I needed you to rescue me?
Ace: *looks at J-Man with lifted eyebrows* Please don’t speak to me in that tone of voice again.
J-Man: I’m sorry. I don’t know what came over me.
FridayNext: You look stressed.
J-Man: Naaaah.
Ace: Actually you do.
J-Man: My body won’t accept it’s winter. I feel tired all the time.
FridayNext: I can cheer you up, J-Man.
Ace: How? By building more snowmen?
FridayNext: Don’t mock me! At least I show him how much I want him. Adore him. Admire him. Support him.
Ace: It took you a long time to get to support.
Ken: Hello?
UniCorn: Oh my gawd! We haven’t met before. I’m UniCorn.
Ken: Hi.
FridayNext: I’m gonna kiss you!
Ken: Sorry, who are you?
FridayNext: I’m Friday.
Ken: *silent, no facial expression at all*
FridayNext: Next. I’m FridayNext.
Ken: *silent, no facial expression at all*
FridayNext: I lust after you.
Ken: *silent, no facial expression at all*
FridayNext: Okay then. I thought J-Man was quiet but you sure take the biscuit.
UniCorn: You’re older than the men she usually falls for.
Ken: I have no idea why I’m here. I was dragged out of bed and told to make an appearance here.
FridayNext: I have a bedroom!
Ace: Oh god, could you switch off your libido? It’s all over the place!
FridayNext: Ace! Honey! Darling!
Ace: Don’t look at me that way. J, come over here. I need a diversion.
J-Man: I’m packing my stuff. I need some time off.
FridayNext: No!
J-Man: I’ve been on call the last five months. I need a break.
FridayNext: No!
Spidey: Fri…
FridayNext: It’s your fault! You wore him out because you wanted him to make a logo!
Spidey: I doubt that’s why…
J-Man: *giggles*
FridayNext: You really giggle like a girl, J-Man. It’s kind of sexy…
Matt: Look, why don’t we welcome Ken into the family and get ready for tomorrow’s entry?
Ken: Could somebody enlighten me here?
UniCorn: Okay. Here you have FridayNext – come over here, hon – right, she’s kind of single…
Matt: *mumbles* Apparently I am the most repellent man on the face of the earth.
UniCorn: No you’re not, sweetling. But in this scenario you’re a bit…bit…Fri, why don’t you like Matt? He’s great!
FridayNext: Moving on so Ken realises how great I am!
UniCorn: And she wants a man in her life. But not just anybody – Matt, please don’t take this the wrong way! So she’s on a quest to find Mr Perfect and so far she’s come up with J-Man…
J-Man: I don’t know why she’s so keen on me!
UniCorn: …and now you. The point is that you and J-Man are dishy…
Ace: Hey!
Spidey: What the hell!
Matt: Uni!
UniCorn: No no no, it’s not what I meant to say! You’re all dishy. You’re all wonderful! In Fri’s mind Ken and J-Man are dishy… Friday, help me out here!
FridayNext: Forget it. I don’t want a man. I just want to be alone.
Ace: Wasn’t that Greta Garbo’s line?
FridayNext: *sucks in air in disbelief* Oh Ace! You really are clever!
Ace: What? Everybody knows that.
Matt: Shut up, everybody! Ken, Fri here likes men who don’t like her and she stalks them until she gets unbelievably hurt. Then she goes into depression-mode and after a while she starts all over.
FridayNext: Hey! I’m not that transparent!
Matt: Hon, you are. And now I’m hungry so let’s go get something to eat. Ken, feel at home.
UniCorn: Fri, Matt really is a catch.
FridayNext: Oh shut up. Look at Ken’s behind…and look at J-Man.
UniCorn: Perhaps you need new contact lenses.
FridayNext: I’m also hungry. Could we have Chinese?
Everybody in UniSon: OKAY!