Preparations for New Year's Eve

FridayNext: You need to go someplace else on New Year’s Eve.
Matt: What?
FridayNext: I’m sorry.
Matt: You don’t want us here?
Spidey: You’re kidding?
FridayNext: I’m sorry.
Matt: You’re throwing us out?
FridayNext: No. Not at all. But I can’t be with somebody on New Year’s Eve.
Spidey: You’re not making any sense.
Matt: Look, we’re sorry about Christmas.
FridayNext: Christmas was fine. It’s me. Not you. Please.
Spidey: Are you sure that you want to spend the evening on your own? Everybody will be partying and having a good time.
FridayNext: Will they?
Matt: I want to spend the evening here. At home.
FridayNext: It won’t work. I get so depressed that evening.
Spidey: So you’ve been a happy camper these past couple of days?
Matt: Spidey! Hon, it’s just a big surprise that you want to be on your own.
FridayNext: I’m sorry.
Spidey: You’re sorry a lot lately.

Spidey: I don’t understand.
Matt: Don’t look at me.
Spidey: Is she angry with us?
Matt: Don’t think so. She wouldn’t keep us in the dark if we’ve done something to make her mad.
Spidey: What should we do now?
Matt: Perhaps J-Man and Ace…
Spidey: And Ken!
Matt: We could bring our flexi-trax!
Spidey: They would love that!

MattCellPhone: Yo Ken. Have you eaten your way through the holiday?
KenCellPhone: Hey, great to hear from you. Been working.
MattCellPhone: New Year’s Eve?
KenCellPhone: Oh. Some lame party somewhere, I think.
MattCellPhone: Been kicked out. Wanna hang out?
KenCellPhone: Saw her the other day. Bought four loaves of bread.
MattCellPhone: She’d hit her head. She’s not been herself lately.
KenCellPhone: She’s still green, though.
SpideyCellPhone: Big time
KenCellPhone: Hey! Web me!
SpideyCellPhone: Will do next time we meet up.
KenCellPhone: Okay with New Year’s Eve.
MattCellPhone: Will ask J-Man and Ace.
KenCellPhone: Great! Loop me in.

Ace: I will never eat fowl again!
J-Man: You say that every year.
Ace: I mean it this time.
J-Man: We had pork roast.
Ace: Just what you like.
J-Man: I like pork. I do.
Ace: Get any presents?
J-Man: Plenty.
Ace: Yeah. Me too. Great family tradition.
J-Man: Oh!
Ace: What?
J-Man: My cell is on vibrate.
Ace: Kinky.
J-Man: I know.
J-ManCellPhone: Hello?
SpideyCellPhone: Guess who!
J-ManCellPhone: HEY!
Ace: Who is it?
J-Man: Spidey.
Ace: Yo Spidey!
SpideyCellPhone: Yo yo, Ace!
J-ManCellPhone: What’s up?
SpideyCellPhone: New Year’s Eve?
J-ManCellPhone: Dunno. Just come back from Christmas celebrations.
Ace: What?
J-Man: New Year’s Eve.
Ace: We’re on!
J-ManCellPhone: Apparently we’re on. What do you have in mind?

Matt: We have to dismantle it.
Spidey: But it took us hours to assemble it!
Matt: You can’t transport it like this!
Spidey: Oh alright! I know that! You dismantle from the kitchen, I take the living room.
FridayNext: Taking it with you?
Matt: Yeah. Mind?
FridayNext: Nope.
Matt: Sure you wanna be alone?
FridayNext: Hon, it’ll be okay.
Spidey: Oh!
Matt: What?
Spidey: We only have four cars.
Matt: Damn!
FridayNext: How many cars do you need?
Spidey: Five?
FridayNext: I thought four were enough. Sorry.
Matt: Not your fault.
Spidey: And now you’re sorry again. It’s too weird.

J-Man: Hey!
Ken: Hey. Long time no see.
J-Man: Home for Christmas.
Ken: Working.
J-Man: Did that last year.
Ken: Where’s Ace?
J-Man: Something about a blog and keeping it up to date. Help?
Ken: Sure. What do you need?
J-Man: Well…everything really.
Ken: Okay. Only the gang?
J-Man: Yup. Spidey said they’d bring entertainment.
Ken: Oh…
J-Man: Nasty twitch you got there.
Ken: I know. Well, how bad can it be?
J-Man: They said it was something they got for Christmas.
Ken: Oooooh. I’m relieved now. I thought…
J-Man: What?
Ken: Just thought they’d bring their roommate.
J-Man: They have a roommate?
Ken: And an exceptionally one.
J-Man: Didn’t know they have a roommate.
Ken: One day I’m sure you’ll meet her.
J-Man: And it’s a woman?
Ken: Well…

Ace: Drinks and drinks and drinks.
J-Man: Cookie dough ice cream?
Ace: It’s an experiment. Want to try it out in a strawberry daiquiri.
J-Man: Yuk.
Ace: Look what Ken sent over…
J-Man: Beer!
Ace: Lots of it.
J-Man: Beer!
Ace: He knows you too well.
J-Man: I like beer.
Ace: That you do.

Spidey: It’s too heavy!
Matt: Or you should have been working out. Look at your arms – they’re thin and muscle-less.
Spidey: You weigh me down already! I can’t have the bags of flexi-trax on haul as well. You’re a big man.
Matt: Well, thank ya! Please don’t share that with the gang.
Spidey: Shut up, big banana.
Matt: Hey, another thing you shouldn’t tell the gang.
Spidey: Call a taxi.
Matt: Do you know how much it’ll cost all the way over to their office?
Spidey: Why are we going to their office?
Matt: Only place big enough for our track.
Spidey: We live in a big flat.
Matt: We do.