Blunders

After heavy partying yesterday, we’ll lie low on the blog today with some of the better blunders from the cast members. We hope you enjoy.


Originally planned to be included in:
Who’s Stalking Who?

J-Man: Could we get this over with quickly?
FridayNext: Things I don’t want to know about your stamina.
J-Man: Shut up. I was out DJ-ing all night so I just want this over and done with.
FridayNext: Okay. Suits me just fine.
Director: ACTION!
J-Man: *moves closer to FridayNext* I love you.
FridayNext: *confused* Wha’?
J-Man: *intense and hot* Bear my children. I’ll make you happy. I can make you laugh. You’re the most sexy man I’ve ever met…
FridayNext: You’re reading my lines.
J-Man: Shit!
Director: CUT

From:
The Reception

Director: Glue Entry, take 66. ACTION!
FridayNext: Look Uni. They’re both here!
UniCorn: Yeah. How exciting...
FridayNext: None of the windows are open. If I break one of them...then we can crawl inside and...OH FOR HEAVEN’S SAKES. The f***ing window won’t break!
Director: CUT. Could somebody open one of the windows so she doesn’t have to break it?
UniCorn: Your ass looks humongous from here, hon.
FridayNext: Thank you, hon.
Director: Glue Entry, take 67. ACTION!
FridayNext: Look Uni. They’re both here!
UniCorn: Yeah. How exciting...
FridayNext: I’ll use my glue on J-Man! If I can just get inside...give us a push, hon!
Director: CUT! What’s wrong now?
FridayNext: Nothing I can’t handle! Let’s go again.
UniCorn: *whispering* What’s wrong with you?
FridayNext: *whispering* I can’t haul my fat ass inside. You need to give me a push.
UniCorn: *whispering* You’re joking!
Director: Glue Entry, take 68. ACTION!
FridayNext: Look Uni. They’re both here!
UniCorn: Yeah. How exciting...
FridayNext: I’ll use my glue on J-Man... WHOA!
Director: CUT! Friday, what are you doing on the floor? The entry shouldn’t be action style and then you landing on your face on the floor.
FridayNext: No? Sorry. I’ll get it right the next time.
Ace: *mumbling* Shesh, what an amateur.
J-Man: I really need a smoke.
FridayNext: You pushed me too hard, hon.
UniCorn: Sorry!

From:
And Then There Was One More

Director: You both run up the stairs to FridayNext’s penthouse. ACTION!
FridayNext: How many floors? Can’t we just take the lift and walk up a couple of flights? My lungs are bursting just by the thought of it.
UniCorn: And I’ll get too sweaty to fondle Matt.
FridayNext: Ewwwww!
UniCorn: Oh you love it, hon!
FridayNext: I do.
Director: If you could just pipe down for a while. Alright, you walk up two flights and then go into FridayNext’s front door. ACTION!
FridayNext: *gets out of the door to the lift and embarks on the first staircase* I sure hope my VISA is on the kitchen counter.
UniCorn: Of course it is. Move it, move it!
UniCorn tickles FridayNext who screams.
FridayNext: Stop doing that. If you want to touch me, then you should grope me.
UniCorn: Okay.
UniCorn gropes her all over her body and ass while they run up the last flight of stairs.
FridayNext: AAAAAHHHHHHH!
UniCorn and FridayNext stand in front of FridayNext’s front door and FridayNext fumbles with her keys.
UniCorn: Come on, honey!
FridayNext: I got it...got it...
UniCorn: I’ll use mine, honey. I love you!
FridayNext: I love you too. And now we’re home. Let’s go straight to the bedroom.
UniCorn: OH HONEY! Finally!
Both make smoochie noises.
Director: CUT! CUT! CUT! What the hell was that all about?
UniCorn: Come on, she loved it!
FridayNext: I did!

From:
How to Build your Own Man

FridayNext: Hello Matt.
Matt: *smiling broadly* Hello Friday.
FridayNext: You need to stop smiling. It creeps me out.
Matt: This smile? But it’s a winning smile.
FridayNext: Not from where I’m standing.
Matt: Look, it’s one of my better traits.
Director: CUT!
FridayNext: Well, it doesn’t do it for me, alright?
Matt: You’re sick in your head!
FridayNext: Oh nice. We’re supposed to work together and already you’re calling me names?
Director: What’s the problem?
Matt: Nothing!
FridayNext: We’re good. Let’s go again.
Matt: Can’t believe you have such poor judgement.
FridayNext: But think about this: whenever you go to work, you will pant after me.
Matt: Goddddddd!
Director: ACTION!

From:
Hanging with the Boys

Director: Spidey is taking you cross-town to FridayNext’s office. ACTION!
Spidey: You’re groping me!
Matt: The pleasure is not mine!
Spidey: You’re clutching on to my nuts!
Director: CUT!
Spidey: Well, he was!
Matt: By accident!
Spidey: Whichever, but still hurt like hell.
Director: Let’s go again. ACTION!
Spidey: You’re groping me!
Matt: The plea...
Spidey: Oops, I lost my pants!
Director: CUT!
Matt: For fuck’s sakes!
Spidey: Hey, chilly without pants.
Matt: Yo, how’s it hanging?
Spidey: Shrinking, apparently. But I’m still a bigger man than you any day.
Matt: *sends Spidey a winning smile* You wish.
Spidey: You have a great smile.
Matt: Thanks.
Director: If you’re done brokebacking for a second?
Spidey & Matt in UniSon: Ready!

From:
Intermezzo, The Sequel

J-Man: Oh.
Ace: What?
J-Man: I seem to have killed the mouse.
Ace: Oh.
J-Man: Oh indeed.
Ace: Yeah, oh.
J-Man: *giggles*
Ace: You forget your lines?
J-Man: I guess I did.
Director: Go again! ACTION!
J-Man: Oh.
Ace: What?
J-Man: I love you, honey.
Ace: *bursts out laughing*
J-Man: *giggles* So don’t say that I’m not in tune with my feelings.
Ace: Shut the fuck up.
Director: Go again! ACTION!
Ace: What?
J-Man: Hey, I should go first.
Ace: Always you and your needs, pardner.
J-Man: *giggles*
Director: CUT! What are you two on?
Ace & J-Man in UniSon: Water!
Director: *from under his breath* Liars.
Ace: Sorry. We’ll get it right now.
J-Man: Promise.
Director: ACTION!
J-Man: Oh.
Ace: What?
J-Man: What is it that everyone requires, everyone gives, everyone asks and that very few take?
Ace: Hey, a riddle!
Director: I don’t believe you guys!
Ace: I give up.
J-Man: Advice.
Ace: Good one.
J-Man: A bit lame, really.
Ace: But still okay.
Director: CUT! CUT! CUT!