New Offices

FridayNext: Pardon, do you have a room with a view?
Concierge: Any specific view you would like?
FridayNext: J-Man and his deeelish teeth!
Concierge: *baffled, disoriented and not at all amused*

We moved offices last week. First we packed and packed and packed. And then we unpacked and unpacked and unpacked.

UniCorn: My office is bigger than yours! Hah hah!
FridayNext: Size is irrelevant!
UniCorn: You wish, honey!
FridayNext: You’re so mean to me.
UniCorn: And you love it!
FridayNext: Yeah, I do. Unfortunately.

Her office is way bigger than mine. It’s humongous – but she shares it with a….trainee! Hah hah, back at you! I have my own office. With two windows and not a view to J-Man’s teeth. Aaaooouuggghhhh!

UniCorn: You wouldn’t get anything done if he sat opposite you.
FridayNext: Because…
UniCorn: …he’s dreamy and has eyes and hands and teeth. You’re repeating yourself.

SILENCE

UniCorn: You can come visit me in my office!
FridayNext: What? Are you hitting on me?
UniCorn: Yes.
FridayNext: FINALLY! I’ve been longing for this moment like for EVAH!

And then she does this thing with her mouth. With her two front teeth, she bites down on her lower lip, sucks in air and releases the front teeth. It’s a popping sound. Not quite like popcorn in a micro oven, but close. She looks absolutely ridiculous. But it’s a great sound.

FridayNext: What time is it?
UniCorn: 100
FridayNext: Which makes perfect sense….OH OH! Do you remember this one: WHAT TIME IS LOVE?
UniCorn: What?
FridayNext: What time is love, and then some techno sounds, or scratching sounds or whatever.
UniCorn: How OLD are you?
FridayNext: Shut up. It was an alright tune.
UniCorn: *giggles* Tune!
FridayNext: Or this one…Words…..don’t come easy…That was the lamest ever!
UniCorn: Mute! Mute! Mute! What the hell is wrong with you today?
FridayNext: I’m bored out of my skull. J-Man is waaaay too busy to email me…
UniCorn: Busy….yeah, that’s his cover story…
FridayNext: and Ace ignores me – can you believe it?
UniCorn: Hello?
FridayNext: What?
UniCorn: Tomorrow, right?
FridayNext: Hmmm
UniCorn: We’re going on a…
In UniSon: ROAD TRIP!

That’s right. We’re taking the day off from the offices and we’re going on a Thelma & Louise less the bad hair day/week/year and gun(s) and jealous boyfriend(s) ROAD TRIP. We’re effing-off in UniCorn’s kick-ass car – it’s red, red, red – and we’re gonna need our passports because we’re going ABROAD.

Oh the excitement is building! We’ll get up bright and early and pack the car and put TravellingChick in the trunk and then it’s offffffffff. We’ll sing and scream and go “oh my god did you see him?!” That’s when we pass J-Man’s office and I toot the horn and I’m sure that I can see a shadow that resembles him, slightly, if I wear my night vision goggles.

If UniCorn remembers her camera, we’ll post pictures of the very real world soon.

But apparently it’s 100 o’clock and that’s my cue to go bye. So…bye.