Sometimes people come up to me and they say...you know UniCorn - what's she like? And I go...oh, you know, like everybody, really. Right, they say. And walk away. Not at all aware that I have been lying through my teeth. As if I'm gonna share my best friend with just anyone.
But for the incrowd, here are some of the facts you've been dying to know...
Full name
Amazing UniCorn
Nationality
Virtual and actual
Wits
Yes, lots
Favourite drink
I’ve never met a cosmo that I didn’t like
But she’s been seen hanging out with all kinds of alcohol except for beer
Please, I have some standards
Personal Quotes
Those are not real!
I’ve felt fake ones and they’re…not like mine
That rollercoaster won’t make you puke. I promise!
Take off the freakin’ sandals if you have sand in them!
Warn me if I show too much cleavage
You can sleep on the balcony!
Favourite films
The Lion King, quote by quote
Hardcore horror flicks
Trademarks
Cleavage to die for
Tall in the most tasteful manner
Long red hair
Favourite things about UniCorn
Deep breath, Friday. Then we’ll conquer anything, together
Sure I can carry you on my shoulders. No sweat!
Cleavage – am I supposed to say that out loud? I’m not gay, y’know…
The Only Horrible Thing about UniCorn
Ha ha, you’re so short!
Will be updated on a regular basis
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