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Sunday, 1 July 2007

Imaginary Friends, Part I

Howdy.

Today it's all about people we make up, dream about and on a rare occasion even know personally

The list only has two occupants at the moment. More will move in soon.

Ace

Occupation:
Handsome Partner CEO for internationally renowned and respected soon-to-go-Nasdaq although nameless company

Age:
Young, young, young and yet very distinguished

Trademarks:
Unbelievably cool scar on his forehead, in incredibly sexy taste
Deep dark brown eyes with lashes longer than Mr Jake Gyllenhaal’s
Considerate smoker – the only person on the face of the earth who still looks cool, calm and gorgeous despite blowing smoke out of mouth and nostrils

Superpowers:
Brilliantly intelligent
Connoisseur of references, philosophy, architecture, photography, design, literature, the list is endless

Favourite drink:
Tequila
“Please hold the worm, bartender”

Favourite car:
“As long as it obeys when I turn the key and it has our company logo on the hood, I’m happy”


J-Man

Occupation:
Exceptionally Quiet Kick-Ass Partner CEO for internationally renowned and respected soon-to-go-Nasdaq although nameless company.

Personal Quotes:
“I design, therefore I am”
Mac and iPods melt in his hands; iPhones are already having wet dreams about him
“I can project manage anybody under the table”
– and he’s right!

Trademarks:
Writes palindromes and draws freestyle
The Most Patient Man Who Ever Lived
Larger than life personality in a very quiet way
Connoisseur of music (misc.)

Superpowers:
Eyes that prod you open so you spill your guts about past and present hang-ups, loves, hates, desires, wishes, dreams
Women scream, men gawk, dogs bark and cats purr wherever he shows

Secret Identity:
DJ-Man
There isn’t a turntable he can’t grind to the floor

These guys are partly imaginary, partly real. I think. UniCorn is staring at me. That's not a good sign...oh god, she's gonna send me into next Friday. Maaaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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