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Monday, 2 July 2007

The good, the great and the... gay

Introducing At the photo shoot starring Wentworth Miller aka Michael Scofield - and a perhaps not so straight photographer.


Photographer: So, Mr. Miller, are you ready to do some shooting?
Wentworth: Aaah, sure. What do you want me to do?
Photographer: Well, just sit there on the couch
Wentworth: I am on the couch already
Photographer: Oh, right. Then just take off your shoes, slam those footies on the table and act like you own it all...
Wentworth: Like this?
Photographer: Yeah, nice. But a little more cleavage... here, let me do it... that's it...


Wentworth: Okay... *slightly uncomfortable* ... what next?
Photographer: Now go shave your head, it's such a good look for you
Wentworth: If you say so
...
Wentworth: Done
Photographer: Great, you look awesome. Now grab your head.
Wentworth: *now very uncomfortable* Excuse me?
Photographer: Like... as if you had a headache or something
Wentworth: ... eerhm, right.


Photographer: Great shot!
Wentworth: Thanks, I guess
Photographer: Now get down on your hands and knees
Wentworth: WHAT?
Photographer: On your hands and knees
Wentworth: You must be joking
Photographer: Listen, hot shot, who's the photographer here??
Wentworth: Eemh, you?
Photographer: Right, and I say that to get this great shot you need to be on your hands and knees!
Wentworth: I guess I just don't see the point.
Photographer: You don't have to see the point as long as I do...
Wentworth: Alright then...


Note from the author: I guess when I saw this last picture, I just had to make up some story to make it okay... I mean, come on - who poses like that?? ....He's still darn cute though :-)

:o) UniCorn

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