On this second day of blogging, I thought it would be appropriate to introduce some eye-candy.
This could have been a likely scenario if FridayNext and myself met this darrrling (in a parallell universe) - we would of course act as ladies and dazzle him with out wits... or?
FridayNext: Aaaarrrgghh... I can't... I can't... I can't see anything
UniCorn: Stop jumping up and down already, people are watching
FridayNext: BUT I CAN'T SEE HIM
UniCorn: That's what you get from being short
FridayNext: Why are you always so mean to me? You promised we would see him...
UniCorn: *sighing* I know, but there's all these people in front of us, what do you want me to do?
FridayNext: Make them go away of course
UniCorn: Yeah, ok, I'll just yell FIRE then and everybody goes away - including him
FridayNext: Hmmmrf! *pouting*
UniCorn: Ok, if you just...
FridayNext: What? Ouch! What are you doing?
UniCorn: Put your foot here and grab that cameraman's head...
FridayNext: You're joking
UniCorn: You wanted to see him or not?
FridayNext: You can't be serious... ouch... wooooaaahh
UniCorn: *struggling* can you see him?
FridayNext (now sitting on UniCorn's shoulders swaying dangerously but waving her arms like crazy none the less): I think I got his attention! Oh my gawd, do you know how cute he is?
Jake: What the....
UniCorn: You know, I think maybe you should get down now
FridayNext: Are you kidding? He's looking right at me!
UniCorn: Maybe this was a bad iiiddddeeeeaaaaah
FridayNext: .....
UniCorn: .....
FridayNext: ... That was so embarrassing
UniCorn: What are we going to do...
FridayNext: Just... just stay still
UniCorn: Not that hard, you're lying on my leg...
FridayNext: If we just lie here for a while... maybe they'll stop laughing...
UniCorn: Maybe...
FridayNext: ...
UniCorn: ...
FridayNext: Still laughing
UniCorn: Yep
And I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
Saturday greetings from UniCorn
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