Day 1

It's late - too late, not enough time for you and me. Honey, darling, pardner, Ennis. Or was it Jack, baby. Enough with the references! Sugar.

So...eating watermelon, driving each other nuts - walnuts or peanuts? Honey, it doesn't matter. They're both deeeeelish. Especially if they're body temperature....maaaah haaaah baaaaaaaaaah.

But seriously, it's the first day of our blog diary - destined to be a blogstar hit. Particularly if anyone out there will ever find a way to our newly designed home.

FridayNext: honey, come back here! Enough with the watermelon and bathroom visits.
UniCorn: no longer bursting, only full of watermelon wishing it was chocolate
FridayNext: oh, chocolate - niiiiiiice!
UniCorn: insert Homer sound
FridayNext:...
UniCorn:....

In other words: silence. From both of us. Oh my God! That's a first! Like, EVER! The pressure, the pressure...

Oh, who are we? That's a good place to start. There's two of us. Or was it one with two personalities? Aaaaooouuuuggggghhhhh! Oh no, the sound, the sound - the trademark sound! Or the sound that will soon be trademarked. As soon as we figure out how the heck we can upload it.

So...who are we...two of us...not same age...there's an age difference, to state the obvious...one fakes it at work full time, one pretends to finish her thesis. Both dead scared of reality, so one is on medication, the other unloads in therapy sessions once a week - should probably be thrice a week, but who can afford that? Reality...what a kooky concept.

FridayNext: do we ever fi
UniCorn: nish off each other's sentences?
FridayNext: never, but
UniCorn: we
FridayNext: easily
UniCorn: could if
FridayNext: we wanted to
UniCorn: but we're not that
FridayNext: nerdy
UniCorn: close, honey. I meant to say close.
FridayNext: aaaooouuugggghhhhhh

What's the point of this blog? To discuss serious academic theories from serious academic theorists.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Or...who do we fancy at the moment, who's hot and who's not, who's too gay to function, and the adventures of FridayNext in a man's world with her drop-dead-gorgeous sidekick UniCorn who is of course spoken for and is currently living vicariously through her best friend. Apparently that's FridayNext...

FridayNext: Oh Honey, you love me!
UniCorn: not quite what I said...
FridayNext: YES YOU DID! In writing and all!
UniCorn:...
FridayNext: oh don't you take that tone with me! You can't take it back now.

So it took us less than five minutes to disagree on something (a very important issue)

FridayNext: I don't have issues! And goddammit you love me!
UniCorn:...
FridayNext, *pouting*
UniCorn, sighing: right, darrrrrling, I love you. For sure.
FridayNext: YES! I knew it! Mega-score!

And on that note, it's time to tuck each other in....ewwwwww.....in a totally non-brokeback way, of course. Nighty-night.